Saturday, February 16, 2019

Breaking News!!!

Exclusive pics from BNN of the first prototype Green New Deal compliant car.
It will be called the "Peoples Car" or Volkswagen.
Don't worry everyone who lives through 12 more years will get one and for convenience sake a handy new payroll tax will be instituted to make those pesky car payments go away.
So it will be "free"just like everything else in our quest for equality.

A radio/cd player is optional but it only plays NPR and the Communist Manifesto audiobook.
So I would skip that option and go with the extra Soylent Green storage package.
More bang for your rubles.

1 comment: