Nah, a RealMan knows how to use a cleaver or bowie knife to open cans. Though a ready stash of both crank can-openers, P-38s, P-51s, a ton of utility knife combos that suspiciously have can openers and other objects capable of easily defeating thin steel (or thick steel, come to think of it) do exist in my crash pad.
Until you realize your neighbor has 10 P-38's and 10 P-51s stashed all over his doomsday bunker
ReplyDeleteNah, a RealMan knows how to use a cleaver or bowie knife to open cans. Though a ready stash of both crank can-openers, P-38s, P-51s, a ton of utility knife combos that suspiciously have can openers and other objects capable of easily defeating thin steel (or thick steel, come to think of it) do exist in my crash pad.
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