Sunday, March 28, 2021

Breaking news from BNN

The new White House press secretary has been announced.

The White House agrees the messaging has been garbled at best.

The president thinks that Chip Diller will best communicate the regimes nonsensical bullshit.

Their "Remain calm all is well" slogan will now get the traction it needs.

Chip's unwavering commitment to gaslighting the public will be needed in the future as the White House corrals all the helicopters and money for Operation Warpspeed II:Electronic Money Buggaloo

A classic Situation Normal All Fucked Up setup.

.And that's how it is folks.


 

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