I was cynical 20 years ago I don't know what I am now

 A comment I saw earlier.

I thought that sounds just like me.

I was thinking infinicynical would be a good descriptor.

Or maybe

Superdupercynical?

Megacynical?

Cynical Rex?

Goddcynical vs Cynical Kong?

Nowadays you can never be too cynical. 

Nothing you see is real.

You're being played.

Well maybe not the folks who would come here.

But you know the type.

That is all.