Sunday, May 9, 2021

Good thing the Maldives is underwater

 Being underwater is the best defense against rogue commie space junk and the Kung Flu.

I think work should begin on a more efficient way to melt glaciers so more area is safe from this commie rain of terror.

That gubmints have not endeavored to free us from these dangers just shows......................wait............ something coming in on my earpiece..

Ok it seems that the Maldives have not gone the way of Atlantis and still exists above sea level.

Never mind.

BNN regrets relying on other media reports without verifying veracity.

1 layer of fact checkers and editors has been fired for this breakdown in journalistic integrity.

As they were leaving Bubbaville I also had them shot.

You don't gotta pay that enhanced unemployment if they're dead.

I'm sure the gubmint won't mind they were Trump voters.

They really don't like those assholes!

Stay frosty.


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