You don't hear that everyday

Man arrested for attempted sex with car

In a case of the truth being stranger than fiction, Newton Police took a 24-year-old man to the emergency room May 1 after he was found attempting to have sex with a car.
“We were called to the 1200 block of East Broadway to a report of a naked male underneath a car,” said Lt. Scott Powell of the Newton Police Department. ”.. He was attempting to stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle.”
According to Powell, the suspect did not respond to officer commands and officers used a taser to subdue him.
“He was high on some sort of drug,” Powell said. “Officers were there, and he continued to try and have sex with the tailpipe of the car. He would not listen to commands or anything. ... They ended up tasing him.”
The man, who will likely be charged with a misdemeanor of lewd and lascivious behavior, was intoxicated to the point he was nearly incoherent. 

Some peoples kids.
More evidence of the rampant rape culture perpetuated by the orange man and his hooded gang of deplorables.
I wonder if an ambitious young DA will charge him with rape.
You know to help smash the patriarchy.
Clearly the vehicle could not consent to this dastardly deed.
I say this opportunity to smash the patriarchy must be used to send a clear message to Trump and his ilk that we stand with all motorized transportation and their desire to be free of toxic masculinity and the male gaze.