I love you man

That looks like a fun party
 

Those tacos are the bomb

 Woman at taco stand among those hurt in shooting at Fuel City

 Three people are recovering from gunshot wounds after a fight at Fuel City Gas Station just south of Downtown Dallas.

A disturbance broke out in the parking lot of the gas station on South Riverfront Boulevard just before 4 a.m. Monday

Dallas police said no one hurt in the exchange of gunfire was seriously injured.

One victim was waiting at the taco stand when she was hit by a stray bullet.

 

If you wanna get shot I highly suggest this area at 4am.

Lots of shit going down around there.

Police headquarters is just around the corner.

I am brave enough to get tacos there many aren't that's too bad cuz the tacos are good.

Being a 6'3" 250 lb cracker has it's advantages I'm way down on the target list. 

Although it is always a good thing to watch out for strays down there.

Dogs women squegee boys and the occasional bullet are all stray possibilties.

 

It's deja vu all over again

I've been that fucked up before exactly like that.

What are the odds?
 

I'd like to hear this story

I bet there is a note saying sorry eh.

Target acquired

I just need a wingman to distract her wingwoman and I'm in like Flynn.

You don't hear that everyday

Egg roll rage lands Florida man in jail

MARCH 22--A drunk Florida Man allegedly shoved his girlfriend outside her residence because “he wanted to come in and eat egg rolls,” according to a court complaint.
Cops charge that Keith Johnson, 44, showed up at the victim’s Milton home around 8 PM Monday and began ringing the doorbell. The 60-year-old woman told cops that Johnson was intoxicated and that she “did not want him in her house.”
The victim, who has dated Johnson on-and-off for more than four years, said that he “wanted to eat egg rolls that were in the house.” When the woman stepped outside her home to say that she would bring the egg rolls out to him, Johnson allegedly shoved her into the front door.


I would be upset at no egg rolls also.
Not this upset but quite perturbed for sure.
You gotta watch those electricians.
Some peoples kids.

I think it's time to re-open the hunt

Arrest after victim survives cougar attack


I would suggest a bounty program.
I would do my part at $100 a pelt for average sized cougars.
Anything over 120 lbs would need to be adjusted on a very progressive scale.

Target acquired

You don't hear that everyday

Man arrested for attempted sex with car

In a case of the truth being stranger than fiction, Newton Police took a 24-year-old man to the emergency room May 1 after he was found attempting to have sex with a car.
“We were called to the 1200 block of East Broadway to a report of a naked male underneath a car,” said Lt. Scott Powell of the Newton Police Department. ”.. He was attempting to stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle.”
According to Powell, the suspect did not respond to officer commands and officers used a taser to subdue him.
“He was high on some sort of drug,” Powell said. “Officers were there, and he continued to try and have sex with the tailpipe of the car. He would not listen to commands or anything. ... They ended up tasing him.”
The man, who will likely be charged with a misdemeanor of lewd and lascivious behavior, was intoxicated to the point he was nearly incoherent. 

Some peoples kids.
More evidence of the rampant rape culture perpetuated by the orange man and his hooded gang of deplorables.
I wonder if an ambitious young DA will charge him with rape.
You know to help smash the patriarchy.
Clearly the vehicle could not consent to this dastardly deed.
I say this opportunity to smash the patriarchy must be used to send a clear message to Trump and his ilk that we stand with all motorized transportation and their desire to be free of toxic masculinity and the male gaze.