Sunday, February 17, 2019

You don't hear that everyday

Man dead after port-a-potty fire

A man is dead after a port-a-potty caught fire in Baltimore, Maryland, Sunday afternoon, fire officials say.
Units from the Baltimore City Fire Department were dispatched to the 1100 block of Russell Street, right next to M&T Bank Stadium, where a man on fire was seen coming from a port-a-potty.
When fire officials arrived on the scene, three port-a-potties were engulfed in flames. The man was pronounced dead at the scene.

Of all the ways to die in Baltimore that's gotta be the shittiest.
Lets see maybe he was a huffer and lit up a smoke afterwards.
Too much hot sauce on his crabcakes or pit beef sammich?
Maybe you sleuths out there have a theory I'm all ears. 

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