A massive superspreader event is happening RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
A classic setup to this nightmare scenario today folks.
A vigorous front of idiocy from the Potomac region has collided with a "migrant"wave (think of a polar vortex but hot blooded and spicy) and produced some of the most widespread superspreading of EBT cards in the history of EBT cards.
Experts say this will effectively and equitably spread the stimulus effect of free shit all across the glorious motherland.
I would go long on roach coaches.
The Dept of Stimulus would not provide commentary on this obvious success story.
Our selfless public servants we don't deserve them.
See jounalisming ain't all that hard now is it?
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