Look at the brainpan on Reed over there all shiny and brite

 

 That motherfucker is smart and great looking just ax him.

If theres a story on you tube about extreme weather this motherfucker is there.

It might not be his video but he's out there in it.

I just wanted to break out this tibit.

  "It sure seems like gorilla hail is becoming more and more common."

Not only does he equate his personal perception of high probability events with no data as to this is even being a thing against usual reports of hail.

I might be stupid but that pic up there looks like a good place to observe hail.

You even have to pretend his made up name is operable outside of the storm chasing community.

Its like arguing tornado numbers.

There are more reported tornados cuz we detect tornados at a much higher rate than ever before and the internet keeps the rubes riled up with this supposed deadly spike in numbers.

20 years ago even you wouldn't hear anything about a tornado unless it was a massive outbreak big killer type shit or in the broadcast radius of your TV station or newspaper.

Perception matters a great deal to humans.

Much to our detriment sometimes.

Anyways that bothered me he always does.

Story of how Gorilla hail got its name 

 

A word of warning tongzhi

You are now counter revolutionaries.

Expect to treated as such in a much more forceful ways by the commies.

As more people start standing up to the commies they will lash out.

You can bet on it.

Don't expect any help from DC republicans they're about trading holidays and meeting commie demands in a dignified and bipartisan manner.

Something us rubes will never understand.

They didn't steal an election to meekly bow to pushback.

They mean to do you harm.

They will drive their Priuses over the piles of your families bones to get where they are going.

Won't bat an eye.

Same as it ever was tongzhi same as it ever was.

Stay frosty tongzhi!

Nothing to see here move along peasants

Gold is the most manipulated commodity there is.

They will tell you all this is on supply side cuz of lockdowns etc.

That's how you know it's a lie.

It's always been lies

 

 Lasses my asses.

None of what you have ever seen is real.

Helicopter money caused this and the Fed has no brakes.

To quote a semi-famous economist "Enjoy the Decline".

My prediction is the gubmint gets overthrown on May 11 2035.

My first day getting Social Security.

That is unless they were lying to me bout that and I live through the coming "bad luck".

 

It's your lucky day lady

Here at BNN it's the straight dope.

All my layers of fact checkers and editors are the best in the business.

This is the reason I have been blacklisted by the establishment press.

They wanna watch the world burn.

I want to watch them burn or maybe sous vied very slowly like 120 degrees is a nice # plus they got a bag over their head so no editorializing will be heard..

But that's just me presstitutes are the only whores I hate.
 

This just in to BNN

 A massive superspreader event is happening RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

A classic setup to this nightmare scenario today folks.

A vigorous front of idiocy from the Potomac region has collided with a "migrant"wave (think of a polar vortex but hot blooded and spicy) and produced some of the most widespread superspreading of EBT cards in the history of EBT cards.

Experts say this will effectively and equitably spread the stimulus effect of free shit all across the glorious motherland.

I would go long on roach coaches.

The Dept of Stimulus would not provide commentary on this obvious success story.

Our selfless public servants we don't deserve them.

See jounalisming ain't all that hard now is it?

CNN "The most trusted name in narrative pumping"

Jussie Smollet offered job at CNN after fabricating news story out of thin air

"Smollett has exactly the kind of skills we look for at our fine organization," said CNN correspondent Brian Stelter. "He picked a narrative, made up all the relevant facts and details, and stuck with his story in spite of glaring holes in the plot. It's hard to find people who understand our core values here at CNN, but Smollett seems to be just the guy for us."

Looks like Don Lemon is out as token black/gay dude.
Satire has become plausible it's that crazy out there.