These are some very bad ideas

I'd like to run a beer fart down that thing and blow his head off

 

I have renamed and reposted this cuz that is one of the all time comments I have gotten.

Bravo Sedition I dig it!

 I wonder if he hears the ocean?

Aww the Vice President got a new tatoo

 

Black straps are substandard straps must be orange

 

Somebody twist up a hogleg I'm calling a safety meeting

Yeah it's a 888 Magnum

 It goes through all schools!

Caturday

Yikes
 

You're trying to seduce me aren't you?

 

Shit Wirecutter says

 

Not noticing Kayla had her bangs trimmed is costly

Vince got no game.
 

You don't see that everyday

 

I got it one piece at a time

 

He'll a be needin it fer squirrels and such

Probably fake news but I never pass up a chance at an Outlaw Josey Wales reference
 

You don't see that everyday

 Do you know what it is?

Fake news that's not the Vice President

 

I was told these would be powered by unicorn farts

I feel let down again by the gubmint.

Maybe it's them not me huh?