You don't hear that everyday

Fugitive armed with crossbow caught trying to flee Australia on jet-ski

A fugitive armed with a crossbow was caught by Australian police while trying to flee the country on a jet ski, authorities said.
The 57-year-old man, who is wanted on drug charges, fled the remote Saibai Island and was attempting to reach Papua New Guinea on Monday when he was chased down and captured by the Australian authorities.
The jet skiing suspect was carrying a crossbow, gas, and other supplies at the time of his apprehension.
“Australian Federal Police officers along with our colleagues from Australian Border Force and Queensland Police Service found the hapless fugitive on the mudflats of Saibai Island in the Torres Strait,” the Australian feds said in a statement.

A for effort F for execution.
Looks like the Aussies need to look into crossbow control.
Some folks kids man.