You don't hear that everyday

Good thing he didn't want icecream.

He might have shot somebody in the eye with that pellet gun

McDonalds robber demands Chicken Nuggets,has to accept breakfast food because it was too early 

 

McDonald’s really is strict about what time lunch starts.

A man has been jailed for robbing a McDonald’s in England and making off with not only some cash but also food. Unfortunately for him, not only did he get caught, but he also wasn’t even able to get the meal he was hoping for at the time of the robbery.

All I want is a steak bagel dammit.

Those were real good.

I'm boycotting those cocksuckers.

Luckily we have Jacks way better than them.

Your mileage won't vary Jacks is really good.

Those tacos are the bomb

 Woman at taco stand among those hurt in shooting at Fuel City

 Three people are recovering from gunshot wounds after a fight at Fuel City Gas Station just south of Downtown Dallas.

A disturbance broke out in the parking lot of the gas station on South Riverfront Boulevard just before 4 a.m. Monday

Dallas police said no one hurt in the exchange of gunfire was seriously injured.

One victim was waiting at the taco stand when she was hit by a stray bullet.

 

If you wanna get shot I highly suggest this area at 4am.

Lots of shit going down around there.

Police headquarters is just around the corner.

I am brave enough to get tacos there many aren't that's too bad cuz the tacos are good.

Being a 6'3" 250 lb cracker has it's advantages I'm way down on the target list. 

Although it is always a good thing to watch out for strays down there.

Dogs women squegee boys and the occasional bullet are all stray possibilties.

 

A real Ride or Die chick

Nothin is more importanter than blood.
 

You don't hear that everyday

Woman breaks into strangers home strips naked and gets into bed

A woman has been arrested after she allegedly sneaked into a man’s home, stripped naked and jumped into one of his beds.

Police say they do not know each other.

Authorities in Texas were called to the house when the man discovered the strange woman in one of his bedrooms.

The Killeen Daily Herald reports the bizarre 'who’s been sleeping in my bed' story has left cops stumped.

 

I would much prefer to get my pyschos at the bar.

I don't need self delivery.

Some peoples Moms

Wichita mom tells daughter she's been shot for April Fools gets arrested 

 

 The Wichita Police Department arrested 58-year-old Arnthia Willis of Wichita on a charge of unlawful request for emergency service assistance in connection with an April Fools’ Day prank.

Police said around 8:30 a.m. on Thursday, officers were called out to a shooting at a home in the 4800 block of East Arlene. Multiple officers responded to the call along with the Wichita Fire Department and Sedgwick County EMS.

Officers surrounded the home, blocked streets, and attempted to make contact with anyone inside. After they were not able to contact anyone, they entered the home but did not find anyone.

 You don't hear that everyday.

Whiskey moms are better than wine moms.

You don't hear that everyday

Fugitive armed with crossbow caught trying to flee Australia on jet-ski

A fugitive armed with a crossbow was caught by Australian police while trying to flee the country on a jet ski, authorities said.
The 57-year-old man, who is wanted on drug charges, fled the remote Saibai Island and was attempting to reach Papua New Guinea on Monday when he was chased down and captured by the Australian authorities.
The jet skiing suspect was carrying a crossbow, gas, and other supplies at the time of his apprehension.
“Australian Federal Police officers along with our colleagues from Australian Border Force and Queensland Police Service found the hapless fugitive on the mudflats of Saibai Island in the Torres Strait,” the Australian feds said in a statement.

A for effort F for execution.
Looks like the Aussies need to look into crossbow control.
Some folks kids man.

You don't hear that everyday

Egg roll rage lands Florida man in jail

MARCH 22--A drunk Florida Man allegedly shoved his girlfriend outside her residence because “he wanted to come in and eat egg rolls,” according to a court complaint.
Cops charge that Keith Johnson, 44, showed up at the victim’s Milton home around 8 PM Monday and began ringing the doorbell. The 60-year-old woman told cops that Johnson was intoxicated and that she “did not want him in her house.”
The victim, who has dated Johnson on-and-off for more than four years, said that he “wanted to eat egg rolls that were in the house.” When the woman stepped outside her home to say that she would bring the egg rolls out to him, Johnson allegedly shoved her into the front door.


I would be upset at no egg rolls also.
Not this upset but quite perturbed for sure.
You gotta watch those electricians.
Some peoples kids.

You don't hear that everyday

2 arrested in buffet brawl over crab legs

HUNTSVILLE, Ala. (AP) — Alabama police say a dispute over crab legs at a dinner buffet ended in a brawl that left two people facing misdemeanor charges.
Huntsville police officer Gerald Johnson says he was eating at the Meteor Buffet restaurant when a fight broke out.

Johnson tells WHNT-TV that diners were using service tongs like fencing swords and plates were shattering, and a woman was beating a man. Johnson says diners had been waiting in line for crab legs for more than 10 minutes, and they lost their tempers once the food came out.

This is why I go to Golden Corral.
The first place I saw this story didn't have pics.
I wanted to see what Chequita looked like.
My suspicions were confirmed.
Some peoples kids.

You don't hear that everyday

Woman stabbed in head during fight over place in McDonalds drive thru line

A woman was stabbed in the head during a fight in the drive-thru line at a McDonald’s in Tennessee, authorities said.
The stabbing happened Monday at the restaurant located on Union Avenue in the Medical District of Memphis.
The victim told police she became involved in a fight with Asalene Branch, 29, over their place in the drive-thru line CBS affiliate WREG reported. She said Branch pulled out a knife and stabbed her in the head.

I think this kind of vicious hate crime has no place in our country.
Furthermore.....ummm........hold on........ I have been informed that only white people in red hats can do hate crimes.
Who knew?
It seems this qualifies as just another day in Memphis.
Never mind.

You don't hear that everyday

Escambia County man allegedly slaps woman with a bowl of chili

A man has been arrested for allegedly slapping a woman with a bowl of chili, as well as hitting her and pulling her hair.
According to the arrest report issued by Escambia County Sheriff's Office, on October 26, 2018 the victim told police she was in a parked car with her boyfriend when 33-year-old Jerald Jenkins approached them.
Jenkins then asked the victim who was in the car with her, according to the report.
"The victim stated when she said it was her boyfriend Jenkins slapped her with a bowl of chili," the report said.
The victim stated Jenkins then pulled her out of the car by her hair and began to hit her in the face and body, the report revealed.

At least the scourge of battery by burrito has subsided for the time being.
I think we need to take a long look at restricting the sale of anything nominally Mexican in Florida until we can figure out what is going on there.
What's next gumbo or red beans and rice?
Some peoples kids.