Guilds are the worst

 Here's a law I like.

A good law replacing a really bad one.

I just wanted to break out a tidbit that pisses me off.

Distillery group calling out boot the ban

 

 Ironically, the most vocal opposition to the legislation is coming from the Texas Package Stores Association. 

In a policy statement the organization posted:

 "If we have to open on Sunday, causing overhead to go up, it will drive the cost of the product up. Given overhead costs and minimal profits, Sunday liquor sales are bad for small businesses and bad for Texas."

 

Nobody wants to force you to open on Sunday.

Nobody is forcing them to be open at all.

They could be only open on Mondays if they wish.

But somebody would quickly fill the void and be open to suit customers needs.

Competition is for suckers to these assholes.

These are the same assholes that don't want you getting liquor anywhere but from them.

God forbid you get a fifth when you get a case of beer at 7-11 on a Sunday morning.

That's anarchy goddammit.

That is all.

I always assume anything Oprah related is a scam

 This is why I'm never wrong.

Cynicism is a defense mechanism and I've got some formidable defenses.

That is all.

Well there's your problem right there

I'm an excellent problem spotter.

My problem solving ain't to shabby either.

I really am the best.

This pic is from the Presidential Losers Museum.

Yes that is a thing.

That is all.

Look at the brainpan on Reed over there all shiny and brite

 

 That motherfucker is smart and great looking just ax him.

If theres a story on you tube about extreme weather this motherfucker is there.

It might not be his video but he's out there in it.

I just wanted to break out this tibit.

  "It sure seems like gorilla hail is becoming more and more common."

Not only does he equate his personal perception of high probability events with no data as to this is even being a thing against usual reports of hail.

I might be stupid but that pic up there looks like a good place to observe hail.

You even have to pretend his made up name is operable outside of the storm chasing community.

Its like arguing tornado numbers.

There are more reported tornados cuz we detect tornados at a much higher rate than ever before and the internet keeps the rubes riled up with this supposed deadly spike in numbers.

20 years ago even you wouldn't hear anything about a tornado unless it was a massive outbreak big killer type shit or in the broadcast radius of your TV station or newspaper.

Perception matters a great deal to humans.

Much to our detriment sometimes.

Anyways that bothered me he always does.

Story of how Gorilla hail got its name 

 

Yup I need some milk for my contraband crunchberries

What you don't have the Captain in your preps?

It will be a very sad devolution if you don't.

Remember to eat your broccoli burgers though it'll mask the berries when you get your mandatory weekly anal swab and fecal sample.

Dr.Fucki says if we all eat the burgers religiously,wear masks in multiples of 5 and don't get uppity.

He will allow us to kiss his ass and revel in his gubmintal excellence.

I have a prediction that the Kung Flu vs Murica game will go into extra innings.

They quit selling beer two innings ago God help us..

That is all

You don't hear that everyday

Florida man crashes a stolen police car then steals another.

 That's better than Keystone Cops.

Remember kiddos don't do the PCP.

Have you seen the price of lumber asshole

 I ain't building nobody shit without a deposit.

George Bush proposes a trade

Maybe the GOP could trade July 4th for stopping the post office from spying on us.

With a player to be named later of course..

That player being citizenship for every swinging dick in the world.

Along with making the 19th of every month Juneteenth and everyday Cinco De Mayo..

A fair trade in the normal course of events.

They will trade anything to not be called racist.

Oh yeah I also propose a capital gains tax of 150% on unrealized gains as of this minute.

That will fund the gubmint for days.

I'm almost positive they have our best interests at heart just ax George Bush.

We really don't deserve him he is better than us just ax him.

Maybe we could setup a tent city on a ranch near Crawford Texas.

It's very unChristian of him to have not done so himself.

No acts of love from that asshole or his brother.

Remember to vote and send us money you rubes they'll cry.

That is all.

 

The anatomy of a workmans comp claim

 I've seen it done.

Not as smooth as this though.

No worries he's a firecracker

Man with replica gun fatally shot bt Dallas police after robberies and attempted carjackings 

  Dallas police say a man with a replica gun was shot and killed by officers after he tried to carjack someone and robbed two stores at gunpoint Monday.

The shooting happened on the service road of LBJ Freeway at Coit Road.

Dallas Police Chief Eddie Garcia says officers responded to a call around 4 p.m. for a man with what was believed to be a gun. He had tried to carjack a woman near a school but was unsuccessful. When officers made contact with the suspect, he took off.

A short time later, Garcia says they received a phone call about a man who robbed a CVS on Coit Road at gunpoint before running out from the back.

Once police found the suspect, Garcia says he ran across I-635. When officers closed in on him, he displayed what police thought was a gun. Three officers fired their weapons at the suspect, hitting him once. He was taken to a hospital and pronounced dead.

They lit his ass up alright.

Imagine this story if he was black.

The felonies and fake gun would be conveniently left out.

It's very odd that this doesn't make me want loot and pillage.

I thought that was the default posistion in these circumstances.

Maybe I am the crazy one huh?

Some of that money was mine

I used to be patriotic and pay my tax.

Just kidding they just took the tax and told me it was patriotic.

And gave it to first class citizens of the world like this asshole.

I love the CIA what would we do without those assholes.

All that bullshit just to become commies themselves.

A tragicomedy indeed.
 

Lighten up Nicola Hitler would've loved that pizza

Being this is a very smart history blog I assume you know what's up.
 

Well society is full of assholes

 Society is why we can't have nice things

I didn't expect to use a H in Boycott Bingo

 That's too bad

Home Dept co-sponsored systemic racism resource hub

 “Correcting systemic racism and unconscious bias can’t happen without practical solutions, sustained practice, and every one of us – in each organization and across the sector – working together. It’s our hope that the information we’ve curated here can contribute meaningfully to your own efforts and, ultimately, to sector-wide progress,” the hub web page explains.

For the uninitiated resource hub means slush fund.

I have a zero tolerance policy on these things now.

Bye Felicia.

P.S.Walking it back won't work on me

Looks like he just shit in someones flowers

 

Well that seems a bit excessive even for heroes

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Meanwhile near Jedburger Academy

A prototype for build your own tank kit from III Arms.
For the low low price of $1 million dollars this could be yours.
Jigs and an instruction video will be included at that price,
But wait there's more!
A complementary subscription to the Cobra Kai dojo included along with a tour of the Citadel.
A real steal I think.

You don't hear that everyday

2 arrested in buffet brawl over crab legs

HUNTSVILLE, Ala. (AP) — Alabama police say a dispute over crab legs at a dinner buffet ended in a brawl that left two people facing misdemeanor charges.
Huntsville police officer Gerald Johnson says he was eating at the Meteor Buffet restaurant when a fight broke out.

Johnson tells WHNT-TV that diners were using service tongs like fencing swords and plates were shattering, and a woman was beating a man. Johnson says diners had been waiting in line for crab legs for more than 10 minutes, and they lost their tempers once the food came out.

This is why I go to Golden Corral.
The first place I saw this story didn't have pics.
I wanted to see what Chequita looked like.
My suspicions were confirmed.
Some peoples kids.

Dear Peter Puffer

Oops Peter Parks if that is your name.
I'm sorry you don't like the blog or fat asses.
Your obsessiveness with the subject and your comments reveal a short dick soyboy cucky kinda complex.
May I suggest wasting your time elsewhere or is there some kind of rule that I have to post only shit you like or like your worthless opinions.
A normal person wouldn't continually go to a place that they don't like to leave their droppings all over the joint.
But then you ain't a normal motherfucker. 
I'm really not interested in your singular love of flat asses.
You could start your own blog and then you could be free to do as you please.
Nah that'd be too easy for a mental midget such as yourself.
I believe Cederq and Motley Crue said it best.
Girl don't go away mad girl just go away.
For everybody else I feel a report to Google is on the way if Sammy and his three dunderheads haven't already done it.
I don't know till somebody alerts me.
Get ready for the dreaded click-thru.
That is all.  

You don't hear that everday

Surprisingly not Florida Man

Louisiana man accused of breaking into home wearing gorilla suit

SULPHUR, LA (KPLC) - A Louisiana man has been arrested by Sulphur Police after allegedly breaking into a home while wearing a gorilla suit, according to Mel Estess with Sulphur Police.
The investigation began on Feb. 13, when SPD got a call about a suspicious person in an all-black costume walking the streets and going into resident’s yards. When officers arrived on the scene they learned a male subject was looking through windows of homes and sneaking through yards.
According to Estess, officers located the suspect, later identified as Jeremie Moran, and gave verbal commands for him to stop. Moran then fled from officers into a home. Police established a perimeter around the home and observed the back door opening, said Estess. Police believed Moran had fled the residence and began attempting to locate Moran on foot.
After a short time officers learned that Moran had not left the house and proceeded to search the home. Estess says Moran was found wearing a black gorilla suit and hiding under a mattress in the home. 

Some peoples kids.
This disguise seems kinda racist I think they should tack on some hate crime charges.
PETA unavailable for comment on this total disrespect for all simians concerning the stereotype of lightfingered monkeys.
Remember kiddos don't do the meth.