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Louisiana man accused of breaking into home wearing gorilla suit

SULPHUR, LA (KPLC) - A Louisiana man has been arrested by Sulphur Police after allegedly breaking into a home while wearing a gorilla suit, according to Mel Estess with Sulphur Police.
The investigation began on Feb. 13, when SPD got a call about a suspicious person in an all-black costume walking the streets and going into resident’s yards. When officers arrived on the scene they learned a male subject was looking through windows of homes and sneaking through yards.
According to Estess, officers located the suspect, later identified as Jeremie Moran, and gave verbal commands for him to stop. Moran then fled from officers into a home. Police established a perimeter around the home and observed the back door opening, said Estess. Police believed Moran had fled the residence and began attempting to locate Moran on foot.
After a short time officers learned that Moran had not left the house and proceeded to search the home. Estess says Moran was found wearing a black gorilla suit and hiding under a mattress in the home. 

Some peoples kids.
This disguise seems kinda racist I think they should tack on some hate crime charges.
PETA unavailable for comment on this total disrespect for all simians concerning the stereotype of lightfingered monkeys.
Remember kiddos don't do the meth.