You don't hear that everyday

Good thing he didn't want icecream.

He might have shot somebody in the eye with that pellet gun

McDonalds robber demands Chicken Nuggets,has to accept breakfast food because it was too early 

 

McDonald’s really is strict about what time lunch starts.

A man has been jailed for robbing a McDonald’s in England and making off with not only some cash but also food. Unfortunately for him, not only did he get caught, but he also wasn’t even able to get the meal he was hoping for at the time of the robbery.

All I want is a steak bagel dammit.

Those were real good.

I'm boycotting those cocksuckers.

Luckily we have Jacks way better than them.

Your mileage won't vary Jacks is really good.

Those tacos are the bomb

 Woman at taco stand among those hurt in shooting at Fuel City

 Three people are recovering from gunshot wounds after a fight at Fuel City Gas Station just south of Downtown Dallas.

A disturbance broke out in the parking lot of the gas station on South Riverfront Boulevard just before 4 a.m. Monday

Dallas police said no one hurt in the exchange of gunfire was seriously injured.

One victim was waiting at the taco stand when she was hit by a stray bullet.

 

If you wanna get shot I highly suggest this area at 4am.

Lots of shit going down around there.

Police headquarters is just around the corner.

I am brave enough to get tacos there many aren't that's too bad cuz the tacos are good.

Being a 6'3" 250 lb cracker has it's advantages I'm way down on the target list. 

Although it is always a good thing to watch out for strays down there.

Dogs women squegee boys and the occasional bullet are all stray possibilties.

 

Looks like Hunter ran outta crack again

 

What do drug addicts do with helicopter money?

It seems overdoses have increased dramatically during the Kung Flu.

This will be blamed on everything but the real cause.

The gubmint caused this.

I'm right about this with no research cuz well I have a talent for sniffing these things out.

Heh just kidding 100% of our problems are gubmint caused disasters so it's no talent needed proposition.

If you were to look into say the so called opioid epidemic you will find these pill mills were setup to get Medicaid money.

Conveniently when there was a great expansion in this giveaway.

No insurance company would let you or I get away with it.

You can't doctor shop on their dime for an extended period.

The gubmint on the other hand don't care about such things.

Well until it becomes politically impossible to ignore so then the gubmint leaves their co-conspirators hanging at the gallows while patting themselves on the back for solving a problem that never should have been allowed to happen in the first place. .

All the while counting their dollars and giving bread and circuses to the rubes.

This country needs an enema pronto.

And I could use a Vicodin.

 

The background check system is broken in Joe Bidens Amerikkka

 And I'm not going to be silent about it anymore.

44 lbs of meth 16 lbs of cocaine found along with guns in Sampson County 

  Drugs with a street value of more than $1.1 million were found in a Sampson County home during an investigation last week, the sheriff’s office said.

Rumulo Medrano (SCSO)

On March 26, members of the Sampson County Special Investigations Division were following up on complaints at a home on Hunt Lane and executed a search warrant.

Investigators located 44 pounds of crystal methamphetamine, 16 pounds of cocaine, 1,221 blue counterfeit pills containing fentanyl, four rifles, two pistols, two vehicles, and $38,000 in U.S. currency, the Sampson County Sheriff’s Office said. 

 

This man was able to purchase a veritable armory and the gubmint just let him.

This is the kind of gubmint malfeasance that cannot be tolerated.

Wait hold on this just in it seems these firearms were stolen then sold to Senor Medrano so no check was required.

Never mind.

Still this is an obvious loophole so large you could jump through it with your 20"chainsaw bayonet mounted on your small penis compensator.

My original point stands though I think stolen guns need to have a clear paper trail.

 I think this should be taken up with the legislature pronto.

I'm sure a catchy acronym can be conjured up in no time.

I would have reported the haul in kilos sounds cooler.

Ill do whatever I want with my stimulus check

Stimulus is supposed to be stimulating.
 

I hate it when that happens

Man shots his dick

MARCH 1--An Indiana man who yesterday accidentally shot himself in the penis and scrotum does not have a handgun license and could face criminal prosecution, police say.
According to cops, Mark Anthony Jones, 46, suffered an “accidental self-inflicted gunshot injury” while walking early Thursday morning in Marion, Indiana (where Jones resides).
During an interview in the emergency room of Marion General Hospital, Jones said that he was carrying a Hi-Point 9mm handgun in his waistband when the weapon “began to slip.”

 I cleaned up their title I think my take is better.
Ouch is right.
Some peoples kids.

You don't hear that everday

Surprisingly not Florida Man

Louisiana man accused of breaking into home wearing gorilla suit

SULPHUR, LA (KPLC) - A Louisiana man has been arrested by Sulphur Police after allegedly breaking into a home while wearing a gorilla suit, according to Mel Estess with Sulphur Police.
The investigation began on Feb. 13, when SPD got a call about a suspicious person in an all-black costume walking the streets and going into resident’s yards. When officers arrived on the scene they learned a male subject was looking through windows of homes and sneaking through yards.
According to Estess, officers located the suspect, later identified as Jeremie Moran, and gave verbal commands for him to stop. Moran then fled from officers into a home. Police established a perimeter around the home and observed the back door opening, said Estess. Police believed Moran had fled the residence and began attempting to locate Moran on foot.
After a short time officers learned that Moran had not left the house and proceeded to search the home. Estess says Moran was found wearing a black gorilla suit and hiding under a mattress in the home. 

Some peoples kids.
This disguise seems kinda racist I think they should tack on some hate crime charges.
PETA unavailable for comment on this total disrespect for all simians concerning the stereotype of lightfingered monkeys.
Remember kiddos don't do the meth.