Describe Texas but with a picture

 

The official candy of the bar I go to

 

Describe Louisiana but with a pic

 

A real Ride or Die chick

Nothin is more importanter than blood.
 

Describe Alabama but with a picture

 

Describe Mississippi but with a picture

 

Welcome to Daytona Beach

 

I would've sprung for the chinese model

Efficiency is higher and annual operating costs are much lower on those.
 

The good ole days

I would've trimmed the door

But that's just me

You don't hear that everyday

Egg roll rage lands Florida man in jail

MARCH 22--A drunk Florida Man allegedly shoved his girlfriend outside her residence because “he wanted to come in and eat egg rolls,” according to a court complaint.
Cops charge that Keith Johnson, 44, showed up at the victim’s Milton home around 8 PM Monday and began ringing the doorbell. The 60-year-old woman told cops that Johnson was intoxicated and that she “did not want him in her house.”
The victim, who has dated Johnson on-and-off for more than four years, said that he “wanted to eat egg rolls that were in the house.” When the woman stepped outside her home to say that she would bring the egg rolls out to him, Johnson allegedly shoved her into the front door.


I would be upset at no egg rolls also.
Not this upset but quite perturbed for sure.
You gotta watch those electricians.
Some peoples kids.

Two black dudes in Maine?

Color me skeptical.

Two racist white men brutally attacked a black man then drove 18 miles to assault another

Two men in Maine are accused of committing two hate crimes in separate cities — on the same day.
The Press Herald reported that Biddeford, Maine residents Maurice Diggins and Dusty Leo were already accused of attacking a black man in their town last April when prosecutors brought down an additional hate crime charge against them for an attack in Portland.
A federal grand jury indicted Diggins and Leo on one count of “conspiracy to commit a hate crime” each as well as two charges for the alleged assaults and $250,000 fines per count. They’re also facing state assault charges, the report noted.
The men allegedly shouted racial epithets at black men in both Biddeford and Portland, cities 18 miles apart. According to the Press Herald‘s summary of court documents, Diggins, age 34, has one “Dirty White Boy” tattoo and others with Nazi imagery like swastikas. Both men also have extensive rap sheets.

I hate Maine Nazis.
Some peoples kids.

Redneck shit pic dump

Good thing I'm bilingual

Update:Cleaned up that title