He has seen what happens next

 

It's 42 degrees right now

42 fucking degrees.

I wonder what the forecast was.

May 2021 temperature outlook warmer than average conditions anticipated

Notable changes have been made to the May temperature forecast across the Lower 48, although a very warm May is still expected.

Temperatures will be the greatest above average in parts of the Midwest, South and East, instead of the Plains and Four Corners region, compared to the outlook issued earlier in April.

Parts of the West, particularly the Northwest, are the areas of the contiguous U.S. that may trend near to slightly cooler than average.

The best and the brightest only play is it's always warmer.

They play with the numbers and still a giant miss.

It's gonna take a lot of heat quick to bring those avg temps up.

Or maybe they will just do what they always do.

Throw numbers at a computer until the numbers say what the commies want them to say.

The avg low temp for my area in May is 55 degrees I looked.

If we've had a morning over 55 I missed it.

It's fucking cold in Alabama.

Good thing I ain't relying on my garden this year. 

That is all you global warming deniers.

 

The best strawberries evah

 

No record breakers but the sweetest ones I've ever tasted.

My very first personal strawberries.

Now I wait for blackberries!

 This is Thor my new puppy.

His likes are chasing bees,leftovers and of course Bubba.

He is a very good boy!

The girls haven't ghosted me yet and seem to be OK.

I find myself eyeballing them all day seeing what's going on.

My rookie eye detects nothing.

So far so good.

That is all continue continuing on.

You're trying to seduce me aren't you?

 

You're trying to seduce me aren't you

 

Bees are infrastructure

The crazy weather pushed my bees 2 weeks.

 Pick up date is now the 24th.

Once I get them and the garden squared away.

Chickens!Free ones at that.

I got connections yo.

I think next year I will grow a pig or maybe a couple of goats.

Expect a Farmville update w/pics soon there have been some results!

Livin the dream

 

Wow a truly multi-use harvester

It's the must have of must haves.

Potatos tomatoes what's next?

This thing must have 100's of uses.
 

Are you not stimulated?

I am very stimulated.Strawberrires and tomatos do that to me.

I can't imagine how stimulated I'll be when the taters and onions are planted.

First of all I want to thank all the wiggers and other glorious comrades in China.

Thanks to your hard work and dedication your gubmint can buy T-bills till the cows come home so I can get helicopter money.

I wonder if anybody has thought about what happens when we default.

Surely they have the gubmint gots lots of experts of the sciency type.

Secondly the MMT motherfuckers at the Fed deserve a big round of applause for their exemplary record of keeping everybodys eyes glued to the squirrel.

They are gobsmackingly good at fuckin that chicken.

All will be well saw it on CNN.

I think I'll get 2 peach trees tomorrow hopefully they are made in merica never can tell nowadays.

Oh yeah I planted some grass too the bane of NY Times writers.

So yeah that's kinda stimulating too middle fingers always are.

That is all.
 

I like petunias

Hydrangeas are the shit though.